Funny soccer Quotes by John Helm

West Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his trademark.

— John Helm

This is the first time Denmark has ever reached the World Cup finals, so this is the most significant moment in Danish history.

— John Helm

Viv Anderson has pissed a fatness test.

— John Helm

Real possession football, this. And Zico's lost it

— John Helm

Halifax against Spurs, the original David against Goliath confrontation

— John Helm

It's as if there's a magnet on the outside of the posts and bar.

— John Helm

Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.

— John Helm

The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.

— John Helm