Funny soccer Quotes · Page 4

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

— David Beckham

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

— Lee Hendrie

I don't hold water with that theory

— Ron Greenwood

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

— Kevin Keegan

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.

— Graeme Le Saux

Halifax against Spurs, the original David against Goliath confrontation

— John Helm

Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby

— Des Lynam

Yes, he is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.

— Emlyn Hughes

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

— Joe Royle

There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six

— Fred Dinenage

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

— Mark Viduka

A few question marks are being asked in the Honduran defence

— Alan Green

He hit that one like an arrow

— Alan Parry

I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania

— Ron Greenwood

Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury

— Jock Brown

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than England manager Sven…

— Gordon Strachan

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

— Ron Atkinson

It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through

— Jimmy Hill

Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.

— Jonathan Woodgate

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

— Alan Shearer

The boys feet have been up in the clouds since the win

— Alan Buckley

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.

— Bobby Robson

We are really quite lucky this yeara because Christmas falls on Christmas Day

— Bobby Gould

I'm not going to make it a target, but it's something to aim for.

— Steve Coppell

Believe it or not, goals can change a game.

— Mick Channon