Funny soccer Quotes · Page 3

Halifax against Spurs, the original David against Goliath confrontation

— John Helm

Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness

— Mike England

And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton

— David Coleman

It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.

— Jock Brown

If you had to name one particular person to blame it would have to be one of the players

— Theo Foley

Walsall have given City more than one anxious moment amongst many anxious moments

— Denis Law

Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial.

— Diego Maradona

At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.

— Steve Coppell

The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath.

— Terry Butcher

I'm not going to make it a target, but it's something to aim for.

— Steve Coppell

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

— Ron Atkinson

This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that

— Bryan Robson

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.

— Bobby Robson

Well Kerry, you're 19 and you're a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself.

— Mike Gray

He had an eternity to play that ball... but he took too long over it.

— Martin Tyler

Again Mariner and Butcher are trying to work the oracle on the near post

— Martin Tyler

There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between.

— Gary Lineker

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.

— Jimmy Armfield

The goals made such a difference to the way this game went

— John Motson

The rules of soccer are very simple: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does,

— Anonymous

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

— Phil Neville

We have been saying this, both pre season and before the season started

— Len Ashurst

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.

— Elton John

Wembley way is beginning to blacked with people in terms of red and blue

— Alan Jackson

I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania

— Ron Greenwood

Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.

— Jonathan Woodgate

Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that

— Alan Green

Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh

— Martin Tyler

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

— Ron Atkinson

If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them

— Jimmy Armfield

So often the pendulum contines to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.

— Tony Gubba

The match has become quite unpredictable, but it still looks as though Arsenal will win the cup

— John Motson

Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

— Jimmy Hill

They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability

— Jimmy Armfield

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

— Barry Venison

I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.

— Kevin Keegan

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.

— H. L. Hunt

And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done

— Bryan Robson

We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin

— Ray Wilkins