It's funny how the person who hurts you is the one who swore they never would. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny that the person who hurts you is the one who swore they never would. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're a funny person,Most people don't know how to take you seriously. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
It's funny how sometimes the person who said they'd take a bullet for you is the one behind the trigger. — Ali Copy Share Image
I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for… — Ben Feldman Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't… — Chris Lilley Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
It's funny, how a person who runs their mouth about everyone and causes problems for people, always plays the victim when they've… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money. — Al Alvarez Copy Share Image
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. — Diana Vreeland Copy Share Image
I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
A big part of becoming a funny person was a major defense mechanism. Onstage, especially as a woman, I've had to be… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There are plenty of people I've seen and thought that person is funny, or that person is really talented, and they've got… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Will Smith is a funny person, a very likable person, but at the same time he can be serious and really handle… — Colin Kaepernick Copy Share Image
If you're hired to be a funny person, you have to trust your judgment but also be open because sometimes you think… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of a person. I'm not… — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith… — Jason Schwartzman Copy Share Image
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas. — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
“It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong.” — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. — John Waters Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I'd been involved with stand-up before improv, so I already thought highly of myself as being a funny person. I never thought… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
I'm a very funny person that doesn't get the chance to do a lot of comedy, and the same thing with my… — Malik Yoba Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Always warm up the audience with a joke…If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image