You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun. — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking - the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting… — Laurie Colwin Copy Share Image
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as… — Brian Kernighan Copy Share Image
Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases. — T. Colin Campbell Copy Share Image
Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster. — Coco Rocha Copy Share Image
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel. — Danica McKellar Copy Share Image
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the iPhone alarm. I like it because you… — Savannah Guthrie Copy Share Image
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The world wants to define me by my mammary glands and melanin. It is just fascinating that Michael Mann has never been… — Victoria Mahoney Copy Share Image
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery. — Morris Bender Copy Share Image
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec Copy Share Image
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than… — Adelle Davis Copy Share Image
Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the… — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
