If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal Copy Share Image
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White Copy Share Image
I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
“Again, don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions. Go “Over! Under! Through!” and opinions will change organically when you’re… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Women and people of color and young people especially are about to have this amazing opportunity to shift the political conversation in… — Sandra Fluke Copy Share Image
A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts the lover afore words are uttered, and the… — Thomas Chandler Haliburton Copy Share Image
When you take the time to actually listen, with humility, to what people have to say, it's amazing what you can learn.… — Greg Mortenson Copy Share Image
The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. — Kenneth Williams Copy Share Image
My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! — Russell Conwell Copy Share Image