You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!' — Elizabeth Olsen Copy Share Image
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go to this… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us? — Anita Manning Copy Share Image
Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. — Kareena Kapoor Copy Share Image
Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code… — Steve McConnell Copy Share Image
The standard four food groups are based on American agricultural lobbies. Why do we have a milk group? Because we have a… — Marion Nestle Copy Share Image
While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It… — Jim Beaver Copy Share Image
The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. — Martin Fowler Copy Share Image
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