Funny inspirational Quotes · Page 8

Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.

— Katie Couric

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

— Anonymous

Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.

— Robert A. Heinlein

God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

— Damon Hill

Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are.

— Curnonsky

Be so good they can't ignore you.

— Steve Martin

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

— Ellen DeGeneres

The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard…

— George Bernard Shaw

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

— Charlyne Yi

When you're out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that's the trick.

— Henri Matisse

The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.

— John Desmond Bernal

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your…

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.

— H. L. Mencken

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

— Mae West

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

— Will Rogers

Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you; until you have cultivated the habit…

— Napoleon Hill