Funny drinking Quotes · Page 3

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.

— Francis Chichester

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.

— Dario Fo

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

— Paul McCartney

There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.

— Oscar Wilde

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my…

— Dorothy Parker

I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

— Denis Leary

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

— Oscar Levant

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly…

— H. L. Mencken

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be…

— Benjamin Franklin

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

— Chelsea Handler

I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

— Mark Oliver Everett

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

— John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

— Edgar Allan Poe

I drink to make other people more interesting.

— Anonymous

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze…

— W. C. Fields