Last time I cooked a hot meal, it was so nicely done that my neighbors had to wake me up... Just to… — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
Every night, its an endless battle between Sleep and The Internet — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
A Girl who's there for you through thick and thin, from the struggle to the Shine is worth keeping. — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
It's quite interesting how people love the dead. Dude! Appreciate them while they still have breathe! — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say girls are perfect cause we all know that's not true. But why be unfaithful to her if she's always true to… — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
A moment of silence to everyone whose birthday is on the 29th of February, 2014.. — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
Not everyone who chased the zebra caught it, but the one who caught it chased it too. — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
Do not go where the path leads,go instead where there's no path & leave a trail.. — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
Lusaka gate-crashers can embarrass you. They'll show up with an elegant suit while a brother with an invitation card comes with a T-shirt. — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
When I tried to get a little 'too close' to my girlfriend, Mildred. She told me she would rather get introduced to my parents… — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
