My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
I wonder what's better. GOOGLE? YAHOO? or BING? wait ... I'll google it. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will show up and tell… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me! — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
A new morning means a new beginning, a new struggle, a new endeavor, but with the Lord by our side we can overcome any… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
Don't let life change your goals, because achieving your goals can change your life. You are never too old to set another goal or… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
I try so hard to help other people, because I have no idea how to help myself. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
Don't pretend to be something you're not, because one day you're going to be in a situation where you won't know how to act... — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
Three main rules in relationships: Don't lie, don't cheat and don't make promises you can't keep. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
