I pray for wisdom to understand a man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Downton Abbey has taught me there was a time when British healthcare was just as horrifying as ours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls fall in love for what they hear. And guys fall in love for what they see. Thats why girls where makeup… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day! Enjoy it while it's here...because like a Kobe Bryant pass, it only occurs once every 4 years... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They're dead. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are some people who can't sleep because they have insomnia, I'm one of those people who can't sleep because they have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers...as long as they use the part that's behind me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is a form of amnesia. It's when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did it hurt when you fell from the top of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't cheat on my test, I was just inspired by other students' answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your parents don't answer your calls, it's ok but when you don't answer your parent's calls, worldwar III is about to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MODERN PHILOSOPHIES: 1. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught. 2. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise. 3.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three types of men; those who learn by reading, those who learn by watching, and those who pee on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
