Funeral Quotes · Page 9

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Life gets half of its beauty from death.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It looks like a funeral parlour in here. Am I dead?”

— Jackie Williams

The only time I catch you up at church is for a funeral.

— JCole

never write a line you'd be ashamed to read at your own funeral.

— Anonymous

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.

— Anonymous

Don’t go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day,

— Valerie Harper

Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral.

— George Eliot

If you were to pass a funeral procession on Friday the 13th, you will die the very next day.

— Anonymous

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.

— Walt Whitman

Secular humanists can sit around and talk about their love of humanity, but it doesn't stack up against a two-millennium-old funeral high…

— E. O. Wilson

Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do.…

— Madea

“Give me a funeral over a wedding any day,.' said Uncle Montague with a sigh. 'The conversation is almost always superior.”

— Chris Priestley

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the…

— Jerome K. Jerome

The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.

— Simon Hoggart

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

— Jerry Coleman

“A funeral is supposed to be a way to say goodbye. You look inside yourself and find a place to put your…

— Beth Lincoln

If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to…

— Anonymous

Out- out are the lights- out all! And, over each quivering form, The curtain, a funeral pall, Comes down with the rush…

— Edgar Allan Poe

I have prayed with the families and wept at the funerals of Hoosiers who did not shrink from 9-11 but grew into…

— Mike Pence

“What I'm saying is I think life is staggering and we're just used to it. We are all like spoiled children no…

— Donald Miller

Growing up, I saw my mother cry exactly once. The morning of her brother's funeral. One long tear ran down her cheek…

— Kelly Corrigan

Gerald Westerby, he told himself. You were present at your birth. You were present at your several marriages and at some of…

— John le Carre

Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the -…

— Sean Hannity

I want to die consciously, without fear, and without anger. Three things. I see my friends dying with fear and anger and…

— Marina Abramovic

The night was dark, and a cold wind blew, driving the clouds, furiously and fast, before it. There was one black, gloomy…

— Charles Dickens

I look upon every good man, as a good book, lent by its owner for another to read, and transcribe the excellent…

— John Flavel

One of my favorite episodes in West Wing was the homeless man that died and they found, in the overcoat he was…

— Martin Sheen

In every Magical, or similar system, it is invariably the first condition which the Aspirant must fulfill: he must once and for…

— Aleister Crowley

Immigration along with nonwhite birthrates will make white people a minority totally vulnerable to the political, social, and economic will of blacks,…

— David Duke

At John Schlesinger's funeral at a synagogue in St John's Wood some years ago the person I stood next to said to…

— Stephen Fry

The destruction of this planet would have no significance on a cosmic scale: to an observer in the Andromeda nebula, the sign…

— Stanley Kubrick

“Funerals aren't for dead people. They're for the living.”

— Angie Thomas

It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding.

— Anonymous

“Augustus Waters talked so much that he's interrupt you at his own funeral.”

— John Green

“Never wear a top hat and tails and bring a saw to a funeral”

— Josh Stern

Every victory accomplished with weapons is a funeral that should be mourned.

— Wayne Dyer

Remember that finding God will mean the funeral of all sorrows.

— Sri Yukteswar Giri

“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.”

— George Herman Ruth

“Be the person they'll claim you were at your funeral.”

— Dan Moore