Communication Quote by Chris Priestley

“Keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you, and maybe we’ll even be in time for your uncle’s bloody wedding.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Well, if the funeral was mine I’d have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.” I was…

— Charles Bukowski

“And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.”

— J. Lincoln Fenn

“the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral,”

— Greg King

“Maybe the best way to honor the deceased was to laugh with the living.”

— Jan Karon

“This is a great wedding. I like weddings." "It is a good one, isn't it?" she agreed. "But it was always going to be--Emma…

— Gabrielle Donnelly

“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.”

— George Herman Ruth

“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.”

— Denise Jaden

“... there is no greater way I can think of to honor those people who've died than to tell their story ...”

— Jaime Sobrato

“When the maids pinch and pull me into a gown, I feel like a corpse being dressed for her funeral.”

— Victoria Aveyard

“Stop whimpering and snapping at me, I'm sick of it. Keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you, and maybe we'll even…

— George R.R. Martin

“Better be dead than living without nobility. I'm an Englishman, a man of manners.”

— Deepak Rana