Friday Quote by Anonymous

A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be…

— John Steinbeck

If you were to leave the calendar on Friday the 13th, you will be killed by a witch the very next day.w

— Anonymous

Don’t go to the funeral until the day of the funeral - live this day,

— Valerie Harper

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

Starting out a trip on Friday the 13th is considered to bring misfortune for you.

— Anonymous

Death should be a celebration. Like a birthday. I want to go up like a rocket when my time comes, and fall down in…

— Joanne Harris

When I die I'm sure I will have a Big Funeral

— Mari Evans

Friday 13th is unlucky for some. The risk of hospital admission as a result of a transport accident may be increased by as much…

— Anonymous

A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now too late,…

— Anonymous

There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I'll go to South America and live among the Pemon people and…

— Brian Blessed

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.

— Green Monk

If I don't die by Thursday, I'll be roaring Friday night.

— Jimmy Buffett