I got so many emails and text messages, my phone blew up because it couldn't handle everybody. It's like almost being at… — Marcus Miller Copy Share Image
People feel guilty enough at funerals without having more guilt heaped on. I would prefer a bighearted preacher giving my eulogy, someone… — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
“If I were to believe in God enough to call him a murderer, then I might also believe enough that he, as… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
The sort of lifetime achievement stuff that I'm getting now is kind of like Tom Sawyer's funeral because they all know I'm… — Sam Simon Copy Share Image
“It was very sad under the trees. Although spring was well advanced, in the deep shade there was nothing but death-rotten leaves,… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain” — Mike McManus Copy Share Image
My legacy to me is-when I drop dead and they're at my funeral - I want my three kids to get up… — Dana White Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after… — Edgar Friedenberg Copy Share Image
Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician. — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
Those who bequeath unto themselves a pompous funeral, are at just so much expense to inform the world of something that had… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
I've lost both parents in the last two years, so you pick up on that stuff. That's the most terrible thing about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given… — John Green Copy Share Image
... the introduction of the doctrine of polygamy was the first time in my life that I desired the grave, and I… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
The soul comes from without into the human body, as into a temporary abode, and it goes out of it anew it… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
... non-White Arab birthrates will make White Jewish people a minority totally vulnerable to the political, social, and economic will of non-Whites… — David Duke Copy Share Image
I'm used to being in front of camera and knowing what to think. But if you're asking me to be me, I… — Eddie Marsan Copy Share Image
At my age, I regard each funeral I attend as a personal triumph, because I was not the guest of honor. — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
Weapons are the tools of violence;all decent men detest them.Weapons are the tools of fear;a decent man will avoid themexcept in the… — Laozi Copy Share Image
