We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Many species of wit are quite mechanical; these are the favorites of witlings, whose fame in words scarce outlives the remembrance of… — Johann Georg Ritter von Zimmermann Copy Share Image
But I too hate long books: the better, the worse. If they're bad they merely make me pant with the effort of… — Vikram Seth Copy Share Image
“A Parting Guest What delightful hosts are they— Life and Love! Lingeringly I turn away, This late hour, yet glad enough They… — James Whitcomb Riley Copy Share Image
Few occasions are as joyous to small children as funerals, almost better than the big wedding blowouts that take place at night… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
We, the soldiers who have returned from battle stained with blood, we who have seen our relatives and friends killed before our… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
Men had taken greater blows: that was what made a man a man. For did they not say that a man is… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
Some other memories of the funeral have stuck in my mind. The old boy’s face, for instance, when he caught up with… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
The archiving industry, much like the funeral industry and the wedding industry, these industries can be very exploitative. — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral. — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
He was so poor that he couldnt afford a funeral thats why he is still alive. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
We're passionate musicians, but we felt classical concerts were more like a funeral because nobody talked and everybody was dressed so conservatively.… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven!… — J. Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“I am so sorry to hear of Asher 's passing. I will miss his scientific insight and advice, but even more his… — Charles Henry Bennett Copy Share Image
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral. — Siegfried Sassoon Copy Share Image
People ask me what makes a good funeral, and I tell them the most important thing is your man in the casket.… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
