Lord Randolph Churchill was the chief mourner at his own protracted funeral. — Archibald Primrose, 5th Earl of Rosebery Copy Share Image
Someone get murdered nobody seen nobody heard it all you get is a funeral service — Lil Kim Copy Share Image
“How could I sleep with a man I wasn't sure would attend my funeral?” — Randy Susan Meyers Copy Share Image
Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time. — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. — Stan Laurel Copy Share Image
“The fire was nothing now but a funeral of smoke, dead and dying, simultaneously.” — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I remember from my father's funeral that the minister kept using a metaphor about life of a prism. And I took that… — Anna Deavere Smith Copy Share Image
My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. — Josh Groban Copy Share Image
The funeral was over, at last I could cry. Except that I couldn't. My tears, kept in too long, had fossilized. They… — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
My legacy to me is-when I drop dead and they're at my funeral - I want my three kids to get up… — Dana White Copy Share Image
I should like to abolish funerals; the time to mourn a person is at his birth, not his death. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals… — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
“I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
The Bible is not a script for a funeral service, but it is the record of God always bringing life where we… — Eugene H. Peterson Copy Share Image
Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
As many bands as you heard [in New Orleans], that's how many bands you heard playing right. I thought I was in… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
“People don’t gather after a death to mourn, but rather to reaffirm why life matters and to remember to exult in the… — Heather Lende Copy Share Image
The only kind office performed for us by our friends of which we never complain is our funeral; and the only thing… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
A thousand times over, the death knell of the Bible has been sounded, the funeral procession formed, the inscription cut on the… — Bernard Ramm Copy Share Image
“We should have a funeral," he said. Pan held his hands clasped in a tent on his lap, and he bowed his… — Jodi Lynn Anderson Copy Share Image
Man should ever look to his last day, and no one should be called happy before his funeral. [Lat., Ultima semper Expectanda… — Ovid Copy Share Image
“Now that’s what I call magic—seein’ all that, dealin’ with all that, and still goin’ on. It’s sittin’ up all night with… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Do you really want to know why you lost?” I asked. “Do you really have an answer?” he countered. “You need to… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
You have your wonderful memories," people said later, as if memories were solace. Memories are not. Memories are by definition of times… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
“I felt a Funeral, in my Brain, And Mourners to and fro Kept treading – treading – till it seemed That Sense… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
“The Romans feared their dead. In fact, Roman funeral customs derived from a need to propitiate the sensibilities of the departed. The… — Catharine Arnold Copy Share Image
“Oh, Caddy," said Saffron miserably. "I know. It's awful. But I'm going. We all should." "It will be so sad." "You have… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
One day you will disappear on a funeral pyre - just into nothingness, as smoke. Don't get attached to anything. This attachment… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“Is — is any of this real?" she asked. "Are you real?" He lifted a hand to her cheek, his fingers brushing… — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
Noose around a choking heart. Eternity torn apart. Slow toll now the funeral bells. — Nightwish Copy Share Image
Death was a big part of my life growing up. I went to lots of funerals. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Life, like a child, laughs, shaking its rattle of death as it runs. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
People dress up for funerals. Why not dress up to celebrate that you’re alive? — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
![“As many bands as you heard [in New Orleans], that's how many bands you heard playing right. I thought I was in Heaven playing second trumpet in the Tuxedo Brass Band -- and they had some funeral marches that would just touch your heart, they were so beautiful.” quote by Louis Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/332/louis-armstrong-7258_band_as-many-bands-as-you-heard-in-new-orlean_102795.jpg)
![“Man should ever look to his last day, and no one should be called happy before his funeral. [Lat., Ultima semper Expectanda dies homini est, dicique beatus Ante obitum nemo et suprema funera debet.]” quote by Ovid](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6d5/ovid-276_death_man-should-ever-look-to-his-last-day-and_1443423.jpg)
