Fool Quotes · Page 11

RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

— Ambrose Bierce

Do you know how many ways love can hit you? So it makes you happy, or miserable? It makes you sick in…

— Nora Roberts

Fools learn nothing from wise men, but wise men learn much from fools.

— Johann Kaspar Lavater

Many older physicians had gone to their graves calling Pasteur a liar, a fool, or worse---and without examining evidence which their “common…

— Robert A. Heinlein

You don't know Mexico, man. You have trivialized Mexico. You are a fool about Mexico if you think that Mexico is five…

— Richard Rodriguez

Music is the one part of the entertainment business where you can't fool anybody into buying a record.

— Nile Rodgers

A fool may scrawl on a slate and if no one has the wit to wipe it clean for a thousand years,…

— Mark Lawrence

It is better to be a fool than to be dead.

— Robert Louis Stevenson

[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win…

— Aristophanes

If you want to reduce the rats, use the cats! If you want to reduce the fools, use the books!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I love to make soups. My father used to say, 'There's nothing like a nice bowl of soup.' One of my favorites…

— Tony Danza

It is wonderful how preposterously the affairs of the world are managed. We assemble parliaments and councils to have the benefit of…

— Benjamin Franklin

'Come hither, my boy, tell me what thou seest there?' 'A fool tangled in a religious snare.'

— William Blake

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.

— H. L. Mencken

If there is any truth to the old proverb that "one who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client,"…

— Harry A. Blackmun

Don't look at people like they're fools. I don't want to be misunderstand...and I don't want to be a fool again.

— Kim A-joong

If I had my wilderness, nature could be my lover. What can I do in the paved streets for my thirsty roots?…

— Elizabeth Smart

Who will sacrifice nothing, and enjoy all, is a fool.

— Johann Kaspar Lavater

There's not a woman alive who wouldn't like to be 18 again; don't let anyone fool you into thinking otherwise.

— Amanda Redman

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

— John Oliver

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three…

— Hugh Jackman

It's the world, you live in it, even if some boy has made a fool of you.

— Michael Cunningham

We live in the age of Noah (a.s.) in the sense that a flood of distraction accosts us. It is a slow…

— Hamza Yusuf

He Who Knows And Knows That He Knows Is A Wise Man - Follow Him; He Who Knows Not And Knows Not…

— Confucius

Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and…

— Peter Behrens