Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Rush Limbaugh is a tool. At least when I disagree with O Reilly I feel like its over issues. Rush is just in his… — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If someone says you are not capable or can't have something, keep pushing because you can. And it's not because you're special, but it's… — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
I feel like John McCain is a really cool guy who is surrounded by idiotic friends. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun time good… — Philip Defranco Copy Share Image
Remember we live in a world where facts matter less than how you present them. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
My name is Philip DeFranco and youve just been Philld in and I will see you tomorrow. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the… — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Anyone want some DeFranco cuddles? They are fo free. Much like waffle fries. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Guys unless you're playing a villain in high school movie stop popping your collar. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
I wonder if the boy scouts are going to start giving out 'Dont Ask, Dont Tell' badges. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
