Be yourself Quote by Philip Defranco

Drinking decaf coffee is like having sex without an orgasm.

— Bakerbuddy

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

— Bob Irwin

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

— Anonymous

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non…

— Chelsea Handler

“I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”

— Matthew Arnold Stern

I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.

— David Letterman

I ordered a decaf coffee the other night, and I was like, 'Holy crap, I'm an adult.'

— Blackbear

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.

— Anonymous

What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.

— Graeme Simsion

Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

— Rina Suryakusuma

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

— Robin Williams

I thought, I'm just going to give as much attention and curiosity to acting as I did to like making my coffee in the…

— Gaby Hoffmann