“In this world . . . It's Heaven when: The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss are bankers And the Italians are lovers It's Hell when: The English are chefs The Germans are… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!" -Romano to Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!" -America” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! What do you think they get virgin olive oil? The point is you do not want to shoot… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“If you're a soldier-- even if you're French-- you're supposed to try very hard to escape captivity!" -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over)” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano. Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!… — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
“So I captured Italy... but the only thing I hear from him is ze singing und ze laughing und vierd accents." -Germany” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
![“Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano. Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place! Italy: How weird... I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan. Romano: [Grabs Italy's throat] You still get along with them! [Repeatedly bashes his head into his…” quote by Hidekaz Himaruya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5d5/hidekaz-himaruya-18309_brotherhood_italy-it-s-been-a-while-since-i-slept-wi_667165.jpg)
