It's perfectly ordinary to be a socialist. It's perfectly normal to be in favor of fire departments. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don’t care what the fire department says about fire hazards. I have lived through fire before.” — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Being against the military because you are against war is like being against the Fire Department because you are against fire. — Jim McDonough Copy Share Image
What we need is a plan B ... independent of the Internet. [It] doesn't necessarily have to have the performance of the… — Danny Hillis Copy Share Image
“You call the police when a robbery takes place. You call the fire department when there is a fire. but, you call… — Sydney Wilhelmy Copy Share Image
“We invented fire, repeatedly messed up, and then invented the fire extinguisher, fire exit, fire alarm and fire department.” — Max Tegmark Copy Share Image
You go to your public library, or you call your fire department or police department, what do you think you are calling?… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
In England if something goes wrong--say, if one finds a skunk in the garden--he writes to the family solicitor, who proceeds to… — Alfred North Whitehead Copy Share Image
In the 9/11 Commission Report, one of the things they point out is that firefighters saved just about everybody below the fire.… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
“If your negligent neighbor falls asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth, setting his house on fire, he’s irresponsible and guilty.… — Alan S. Blinder Copy Share Image
“Our department takes 1,120 calls every day. Do you know how many of the calls the public expects perfection on? 1,120. Nobody… — John Eversole Copy Share Image
Once I was hosting an important dinner party at our house - everything was perfect, candles were lit, the house smelled amazing… — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
If your cat's up a tree, you call the fire department. If someone's hurt, you call the fire department. If there's a… — Lorne Greene Copy Share Image
“our stops always involved food. I had to watch myself because if I tried to eat all the times she did, I… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
My dad was president of the volunteer fire department, which was within walking distance to our house. I spent several days of… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
“I think the purpose of government is for a population to accomplish its mutually agreed-upon goals without every citizen having to accomplish… — Robert Peate Copy Share Image
“The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Simon told me I should take you home and start making kits. What do you think?” Max looked down at her, love… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Here's how to get started with the antipolitical politics of the Benedict Option. Secede culturally from the mainstream. Turn off the television.… — Rod Dreher Copy Share Image
“At around 8 pm we heard the sound of sirens. As the sound drew nearer and nearer, we caught sight of a… — Kyle Rohrig Copy Share Image
“Tennessee Williams once wrote, 'We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
I've burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I've caught the yard on fire. I've burnt up… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
Making ziti for the Chicago Fire Department! I hope they're not too busy today, but this should fill their bellies I hope… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
I filmed my first little Super 8 movie by stealing my mum's Super 8 camera where I set some fires to some… — Michael Bay Copy Share Image
To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the… — Richard H. Davis Copy Share Image
Privatizing our public schools makes as much sense as privatizing the fire department or or the police department — Diane Ravitch Copy Share Image
The Fire Department has traditionally considered architecture a priority only when it’s burning down. — Justin Davidson Copy Share Image
Can you blow all those candles out or should we call the fire department? Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you need to find out the kindling point of paper (451° F), don’t call an academic, call the fire department.” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department. — Cam'ron Copy Share Image