I've burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I've caught the yard on fire. I've burnt up… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
In England if something goes wrong--say, if one finds a skunk in the garden--he writes to the family solicitor, who proceeds to… — Alfred North Whitehead Copy Share Image
Once I was hosting an important dinner party at our house - everything was perfect, candles were lit, the house smelled amazing… — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
“At around 8 pm we heard the sound of sirens. As the sound drew nearer and nearer, we caught sight of a… — Kyle Rohrig Copy Share Image
It's perfectly ordinary to be a socialist. It's perfectly normal to be in favor of fire departments. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Tennessee Williams once wrote, 'We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
My dad was president of the volunteer fire department, which was within walking distance to our house. I spent several days of… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
The Fire Department has traditionally considered architecture a priority only when it’s burning down. — Justin Davidson Copy Share Image
“If you need to find out the kindling point of paper (451° F), don’t call an academic, call the fire department.” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Johnny Blaze was my character at OVW. I had all these fancy fire catchphrases: 'Call the fire department,' 'Get your fire extinguishers… — John Morrison Copy Share Image
“Call the fire department," I said, trying hard to stay calm. "On it." Bess said, digging into her pocket. "I'll text 911."… — Carolyn Keene Copy Share Image
We all live in a house of fire, with no fire department to call. No way out. Just the upstairs window to… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
I think there's a lot of folks who believe that this is a time that Democrats have to fight fire with fire.… — Cory Booker Copy Share Image
“Six-Pack didn't despise George W. Bush to the degree that Ketchum did, but she thought the president was a smirking twerp and… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
I was a house dad. Once, my wife was working as a dispatcher at the fire department, and I was staying home… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
If you're a first-responder in Missouri as part of a fire department, you're three times more likely to respond to a drug… — Roy Blunt Copy Share Image
People don't seem to make the connection between their tax money and the benefits that they get from their tax money, like… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
We depend on manly characteristics to keep us safe. Every single one of the dead firemen heroes on 9/11 were men. This… — Kate O'Beirne Copy Share Image
You need to plan the way a fire department plans: it cannot anticipate where the next fire will be, so it has… — Andy Grove Copy Share Image
