I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up. — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. — Kevin Nealon Adequate Copy Share Image
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper — Kevin Nealon Artist Copy Share Image
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to… — Kevin Nealon Cigarette Copy Share Image
Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off! — Kevin Nealon Breaking news Copy Share Image
I tried to read the Bible, I did, but it always felt like a much less awesome Lord of the Rings. — Kevin Nealon Bible Copy Share Image
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon Eating Copy Share Image
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon Down Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got… — Kevin Nealon Aliens Copy Share Image
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another… — Kevin Nealon Addiction Copy Share Image
I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all… — Kevin Nealon Appreciate Copy Share Image
When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I… — Kevin Nealon Casts Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the… — Kevin Nealon Acting Copy Share Image
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I… — Kevin Nealon Comedian Copy Share Image
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a… — Kevin Nealon Accountant Copy Share Image
It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. — Kevin Nealon Character Copy Share Image
You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. — Kevin Nealon Ambition Copy Share Image
Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. — Kevin Nealon Curb Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon Blues music Copy Share Image
A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any… — Kevin Nealon Books Copy Share Image
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. — Kevin Nealon Materials Copy Share Image
If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. — Kevin Nealon Deals Copy Share Image
As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good. — Kevin Nealon Actor Copy Share Image
It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional. — Kevin Nealon Dysfunctional Copy Share Image
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with. — Kevin Nealon Faster Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I… — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' — Kevin Nealon Fans Copy Share Image
When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk.… — Kevin Nealon Adam Copy Share Image
They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful,… — Kevin Nealon Death Copy Share Image
I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have… — Kevin Nealon Enough Copy Share Image
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon Audience Copy Share Image
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end.… — Kevin Nealon Ends Copy Share Image
I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they… — Kevin Nealon Advertising Copy Share Image
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years… — Kevin Nealon Education Copy Share Image
