I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another… — Kevin Nealon Addiction Copy Share Image
I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description… — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. — Kevin Nealon Missed ones Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got… — Kevin Nealon Aliens Copy Share Image
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. — Kevin Nealon Enjoy Copy Share Image
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. — Kevin Nealon Down Copy Share Image
I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. — Kevin Nealon Clean Copy Share Image
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon Eating Copy Share Image
Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are… — Kevin Nealon Adam Copy Share Image
"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on… — Kevin Nealon Adam Copy Share Image
I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia.… — Kevin Nealon Adam Copy Share Image
I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a… — Kevin Nealon Cities Copy Share Image
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind… — Kevin Nealon Date Copy Share Image
They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful,… — Kevin Nealon Death Copy Share Image
I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a… — Kevin Nealon Artist Copy Share Image
Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it… — Kevin Nealon Because Copy Share Image
Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent… — Kevin Nealon Animal Copy Share Image
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty. — Kevin Nealon Abortion Copy Share Image
'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.' — Kevin Nealon Grew Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. — Kevin Nealon Blues Copy Share Image
A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any… — Kevin Nealon Books Copy Share Image
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well. — Kevin Nealon Dramatic Copy Share Image
It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. — Kevin Nealon Character Copy Share Image
You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. — Kevin Nealon Ambition Copy Share Image
Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. — Kevin Nealon Curb Copy Share Image
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. — Kevin Nealon Eye Copy Share Image
As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of… — Kevin Nealon About Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just… — Kevin Nealon California Copy Share Image
I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and… — Kevin Nealon Acting Copy Share Image
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the… — Kevin Nealon Acting Copy Share Image
I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I… — Kevin Nealon Europe Copy Share Image
When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley… — Kevin Nealon Comic Copy Share Image
When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I… — Kevin Nealon Casts Copy Share Image
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot… — Kevin Nealon Back Copy Share Image
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is… — Kevin Nealon About Copy Share Image
It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though,… — Kevin Nealon Causes Copy Share Image
I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals… — Kevin Nealon Animal Copy Share Image
![“"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.” quote by Kevin Nealon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/4e8/kevin-nealon-8834_adam_bruce-was-an-eddie-murphy-film-so-there_2684732.jpg)
![“I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here."” quote by Kevin Nealon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e3a/kevin-nealon-8834_cities_i-enjoyed-living-in-new-york-city-i-like_1872936.jpg)
