Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I… — Kevin Nealon Comedy Copy Share Image
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty. — Kevin Nealon Abortion Copy Share Image
When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley… — Kevin Nealon Comic Copy Share Image
Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it… — Kevin Nealon Because Copy Share Image
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. — Kevin Nealon Materials Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just… — Kevin Nealon California Copy Share Image
As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of… — Kevin Nealon About Copy Share Image
I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they… — Kevin Nealon Advertising Copy Share Image
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is… — Kevin Nealon About Copy Share Image
When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. — Kevin Nealon Child Copy Share Image
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. — Kevin Nealon Enjoy Copy Share Image
As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good. — Kevin Nealon Actors Copy Share Image
I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description… — Kevin Nealon Description Copy Share Image
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! — Kevin Nealon Audience Copy Share Image
I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a… — Kevin Nealon Cities Copy Share Image
It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional. — Kevin Nealon Family Copy Share Image
It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though,… — Kevin Nealon Causes Copy Share Image
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind… — Kevin Nealon Dating Copy Share Image
I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've… — Kevin Nealon Amount Copy Share Image
I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals… — Kevin Nealon Animal Copy Share Image
I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia.… — Kevin Nealon Adam Copy Share Image
