Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm Teoish," Sarene said, successfully spearing something that looked like a marinated piece of shrimp. "We're all this tall." "Father's Teoish too,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I have an ugly day every month; pimples on my face, I'm fat and in a bad mood. It's more like an… — Rihanna Copy Share Image
The media is all over this Oui interview that Arnold did 25 years ago. Now, he's admitted he smoked pot, had group… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You get tons of phytonutrients and antioxidants from plant-based foods, very little saturated fat, and you avoid cholesterol entirely! — Kathy Freston Copy Share Image
Gradually, at the concerts, I began to hear calls for 'the fat girl'.... Then I would jump up for the piano stool,… — Sophie Tucker Copy Share Image
Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'd taken a big fat crisis off my shoulders and loaded it all on Jesus, which seemed unfair in a way, but… — David James Duncan Copy Share Image
It was my Fat Elvis period. I was eating and drinking like a pig. I was depressed and I was crying out… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Prelate, n. A church officer having a superior degree of holiness and a fat preferment. One of Heaven's aristocracy. A gentleman of… — Ambrose Copy Share Image
Treat yourself like a fat person with aches and pains and a suitcase full of excuses, and good luck-you'll stay exactly where… — Chalene Johnson Copy Share Image
A young child's brain has a thinner skull and the brain contains more fluid. The more fluid or fat in any material,… — Devra Davis Copy Share Image
Excuses are the explanations we use for hanging on to behaviors we don't like about ourselves; they are self-defeating behaviors we don't… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Two days later, two days before Christmas, I am judged fat and sane enough to be kicked out of the hospital. The… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
