Is it me or does Big Mo Slater off Eastenders look like the donkey from Shrek? — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
As bored as someone sitting in a weird pub watching the landlord's cat licking its knob. — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
A comedic look at the TV License, you stop paying it and you get clobbered, you pay the fine but continue to not pay… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
Darling you're so far up your own backside you need a sat nav to help you out of it — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
The only reason the laundrette on Albert Square in Eastenders is open is because none of the people on there can figure out how… — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
