I wish all the guys that have ever secretly liked me now and in the past would admit it, or rat out… — Tiffany F Copy Share Image
I check Facebook to see how everybody from high school's doing. I go on Reddit to see what my weirdos are talking… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
Million dollar idea for a sci-fic movie: A world just like ours but with one key difference. When your phone dies, YOU… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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I am annoyed by people that send messages via FaceBook because I get an e-mail telling me there is a message on… — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
Kamala Harris is fumbling and she's like, 'Oh, I'm going to go after Twitter because Elizabeth Warren sucked all the oxygen out… — Dagen McDowell Copy Share Image
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hired a guy named David Sze to do consumer investing at Greylock. And he went on to invest in Facebook and… — Aneel Bhusri Copy Share Image
Its not until we see someone in a place where they are vulnerable to actually understand the truth of that someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“We live in a world where we will share everything about celebrities on social media but our friend's business posts are invisible.” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually talk to them in person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
