“And does Alan have a last name?" I asked. "Probably," said Curtis, "but we have a 'if you have to ask, you… — Aldous Mercer Copy Share Image
Youre beautiful. No, youre beautiful! No, No, youre Beautiful. No No No. Youre beautiful. -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To all my readers. I don't need my daughter's okay to do anything. I was a writer before she was my daughter.… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
The power of Facebook is not only in the vast size of the connected audience, but also in the quality of the… — David Perry Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I literally coded Facebook in my dorm room and launched it from my dorm room. I rented a server for $85 a… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing beats seeing someone in person. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When You Came , You were like Red Wine And Honey .... And Taste of u Burnt ma Mouth with its Sweetness.. — Faisal Khan Neal Copy Share Image
What's the point of having 300+ like's on facebook given that you have to undress to get them? Just Sayin' — Anne Dawn Copy Share Image
I actually don't read most of the coverage about Facebook. I try to learn from getting input from people who use our… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
The blonde was always careful to remove her watch before putting on bug spray because she didn't want it to kill the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one simple text from that one person can change your entire mood.^_^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a thing on Facebook that said, 'Describe George Clooney's wedding in three words,' and my answer was, 'Not invited again.' — Michael O'Keefe Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
