I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you have a mutual friend that doesn't mean I have to accept your request. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can make all the excuses you want for why you're unhappy, or you can bite the bullet and make changes. Either… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Unlike the messier MySpace, Facebook has a cleaner and easier-to-customize interface and is much more, as Zuckerberg once described it to me,… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
Life is like a pregnancy. You gotta push through all the struggle and fight to get the reward you've been waiting for… — Me Copy Share Image
Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I wish I were like Facebook; being able to 'like' and 'share' everything I get.” — Ashok Kallarakkal Copy Share Image
In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It's good netiquette to provide links in updates. Everyone does not know what you know. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Let the summer begin now: so we can see girls uploading their half naked picture and claim that its hot while thinking… — Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is about sharing experiences that you've had. Foursquare is more about the present tense and the future tense. — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm… — Bwc Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
