When I started out in Facebook, it had only 20 people. I saw it grow to a thousand employees and from five… — Ruchi Sanghvi Copy Share Image
Dont base your decisions on the advice of people who dont have to deal with the results. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Feeling rejected after someone reads your message on facebook and doesnt have the manners to reply?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hold onto the ones you hold most dear. Love them, cherish them. Never give up or turn your back to them. Cause… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Companies are hiring cosplayers to be promotional spokes models for them. There are cosplayers trying to develop a cult following even though… — Yaya Han Copy Share Image
The power of Bernie Sanders was not only in his email list. The centers of power were local groups that formed on… — Saikat Chakrabarti Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I go to the gym and I forgot how to lift. But not Facebook, Tweet, throw pics on instagram while texting girls. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I bet you think this status is about you, dont you, dont you? Youre so vain! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With things like Facebook, it's really easy to think that you know someone that you really don't. — Megan M. Duffy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While consumer social like Facebook and Twitter gets the headlines, perhaps the greatest untapped potential for social networking lies in business applications. — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's my fond hope that social networks such as Facebook will help users broaden their perspectives by listening to a different set… — Ethan Zuckerman Copy Share Image
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When my TV show was in production, dozens of women asked me out on Facebook. Some were shy about it; some were… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
