Now people meet on Skype, get together on Facebook, Cheat on MSN and break-up by text. Soon,we'll get married by bluetooth and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ramps have been employed to look in the bins along the marathon route in London for suspicious packages. They will be paid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Number of followers doesn't make you a leader . Hitler had thousands and jesus had 12 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was one of the first people to join Facebook in February of 2004, and launched one of the inaugural applications on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we ourselves don't understand what's inside our heart,how can we understand what's inside others? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an reunion show! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real, the one thing everyone says they are but it should never be said only be shown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
