If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you wake up hoping no one tagged you in any pictures from last night, you're partying the right way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clingy boys are like notifications on a Facebook status you should have never liked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might seem biased, but I use Evernote every day. It came to me through my readers, who I'd asked for software… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can remember something that happened three years ago but not five minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is developing, and so are we. Timeline is a big step in the evolution of how we manage our identity online… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It sucks when logging into facebook and there is no notification, no messages, no friend requests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not going to change to plz anyone. I am me! Don't like what you see? Delete is here for a reason. Go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn't happen by accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook Should get a 'I Don't Even Know you' button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The original dream of Facebook Platform was to enable developers to build experiences that were social at their core, like Facebook Photos,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
