Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"You are mine forever." The most selfish line, but the sweetest words we want to hear from the one we love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always tell the people that matter you love them, because you never know when you are going to lose them or when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's been doing all along... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is not Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this Fuckbook. Picture looking good, but in person... Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry or dream. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too many people equate true love with finding a perfect partner without understanding that the world is full of imperfect people, including… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys use the word friendship to start a relationship. Girls use the word friendship to end it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is 11/11/11 but I've changed my opinion on luck, because something that will always be stronger than luck is faith. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Psychologically, constantly thinking about your ex prevents you from finding a new love interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I use to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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