Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, Like a good neighbor State Farm is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you wait for hes replay, the man of your dreams is busy talking to hes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. I shouldnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You shouldn't have to make someone fall in love with you because if it's meant to happen they'll love you with you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK- A place where people announce their problems to the world but no to the person they have a problem with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex before marriage is wrong? Would you buy a car without test driving it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
