Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I have to deal with seven ex-stray dogs, and one ex-stray cat. One dog is nearing nineteen years old. Before I go… — George Singleton Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image
It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song,… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged. — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that… — Ryan O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why are you so petrified of silence, here can you handle this? Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done. — Piet Pieterszoon Hein Copy Share Image
Many people question their religious identity today, not necessarily by thinking of converting to Judaism or to Islam: it's just that technologies… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
Yes, exes can be good friends, but after a certain time. Though no break-up is a good break-up, time heals everything, including… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
“Sophie is frustrated with herself. She knows she's not a weak person. She knows she is capable of discipline and self-control. She's… — Corinna Ife Copy Share Image
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can successfully take a jab at your ex without having everyone criticize you for it. — Selena Gomez Copy Share Image
I think just about everyone is doing something that's completely different from what you've seen them do before or a stretch in… — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late… — Graham Chapman Copy Share Image
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I've noticed that if you spend ten years without shooting dope, people consider you an ex-junkie, but one never is considered an… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
Why were we fighting if you had that kind of power?" In unison, every ex-Dark-Hunter and Nick said, "Just because you can… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I had incorrectly, for all of my adult life until 2008, believed the biggest voting myth that exists - that ex-felons cannot vote. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Negro is nothing but an ex-slave who is now trying to get himself integrated into the slave master's house. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
