Ex-Fidelity mutual fund manager Peter Lynch was certainly brilliant in one respect: he knew to get out when the gettin' was good. — Bill Gross Copy Share Image
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien. — Kelly LeBrock Copy Share Image
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’. — Drake Copy Share Image
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I was educated privately for free because I was a scholarship girl, 100% scholarship girl. I got it on my own merits.… — Louise Mensch Copy Share Image
If your ex is making things up about you, he's obviously miserable. It's just like, 'Wow, this person really cares to go… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
It is true, we do not like to lose a good, kind companion, a wife, a husband, a child, a brother, a… — John Taylor Copy Share Image
“You won't get rid of him that easily. Troy will live a long and annoying life. People like him always do.” — Jessica Dettmann Copy Share Image
There is no ground for supposing that matter and energy existed before [the Big Bang] and were suddenly galvanized into action. For… — E. T. Whittaker Copy Share Image
Get yourself a few ‘Dime a Dozen Generals,’ bid high in the ‘former statesmen lobby auction’, and put in your pocket one… — Sibel Edmonds Copy Share Image
“Sarah’. She had thought they had thrown that bit of history into the trash, and the trash into the incinerator. But apparently… — Shweta Ganesh Kumar Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Coming out of my first yoga class, I was astonished that there were nothing but hot girls there. Just 55 girls, Bobby… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
It’s okay to show up at a guy’s house with a dozen roses and declare your undying affection. It’s okay to have… — Veronica Chambers Copy Share Image
We hate virtue when it is safe; when removed from our sight we diligently seek it. [Lat., Virtutem incolumem odimus, Sublatum ex… — Horace Copy Share Image
Being Puerto Rican, born and raised on the streets of New York, you go, 'Wow, you're still friends with your ex, man?… — Marc Anthony Copy Share Image
Everyone has that ex that they don't want the world to know they ever dated. — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Note to self: being Kurt's son, being an ex-mental patient, getting into Harvard, having written a book, and being a doctor are… — Mark Vonnegut Copy Share Image
One of the benefits of being divorced is that you no longer need to listen to your ex's assessment of the appropriateness… — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias. — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford,… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant… — Taryn Manning Copy Share Image
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