President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell and I are teaming up again on a film called Daddy's Home. In the movie I play a Special-Ops soldier… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I started boxing when I was eight. Me and my brother Rafael started boxing in amateur tournaments when I was 13. My… — Juan Manuel Marquez Copy Share Image
We have to change public perception of ex-convicts. Most Canadians don't realize that when you come out of prison, you're a complete… — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which… — Britta Phillips Copy Share Image
My ex-husband is not on social media or Facebook, which I find fascinating and I do not follow any [others]. I know… — Sutton Foster Copy Share Image
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm… — Jenny Jay Copy Share Image
Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it. — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
Well, there doesn't seem anything else for an ex-President to do but to go into the country and raise big pumpkins. — Chester A. Arthur Copy Share Image
The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I have done here on earth that was necessary to be done, no matter what my expression or application and now I… — Timothy Treadwell Copy Share Image
It is written: "Wizards thou shalt not suffer to live" (Ex. 22:18); and: "In the morning I put to death all the… — Thomas Aquinas Copy Share Image
my mind is a big hunk of irrevocable nothing which touch and taste and smell and hearing and sight keep hitting and… — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
Cities at night, I feel, contain men who cry in their sleep and then say Nothing. It's nothing. Just sad dreams. Or… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
When you gotta go out and make a movie to pay for the kid's private school and for the three ex-wives, don't… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
