One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There are some who feel like - that the conditions are such that they can attack us there. My answer is, bring… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. ... OK, now most guys… — Monica Denise Brown Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
Funny how the world always praises its opera-singers so much and pays 'em so well and then starves its shoemakers, and yet… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
..you just get stoned, get the ideas in your head and then do 'em. And don't bullshit. I mean that's the thing… — Abbie Hoffman Copy Share Image
We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em. — Mae West Copy Share Image
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We cannot meet 'em [Democrates] halfway. We can't cross the aisle. These people, I'm talking about the left wherever you find them,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
A pair of bright eyes with a dozen glances suffice to subdue a man; to enslave him, and enflame him; to make… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
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Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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I have no desire whatever to reform myself. My only desire is to reform people who try to reform me. And I… — Carl Panzram Copy Share Image
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