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If I were president? First thing I'd do is take care of the schoolteachers. I'm not saying we should start 'em out… — Carmelo Anthony Copy Share Image
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Our immigration law sucks, and we need to redo the whole thing, comprehensive immigration reform. And what that's gonna be is anybody… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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