Ain't no sense worryin' about the things you got control over, 'cause if you got control over 'em, ain't no sense worryin'.… — Mickey Rivers Copy Share Image
When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions. — Rudolf Wanderone Copy Share Image
I don't remember ever being see-saw, when I'd made my mind up that a thing was wrong. It takes the taste out… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Oh, the naive Obama State Department. They say we can't kill our way out of war. Really? Tell that to the Nazis.… — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression. If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good… — Al Alvarez Copy Share Image
I've been a Danish prince, a Texas slave-dealer, an Arab sheik, a Cheyenne Dog Soldier, and a Yankee navy lieutenant in my… — George MacDonald Fraser Copy Share Image
I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep… — Mary Ann Shaffer Copy Share Image
I think I'm pretty regular. I try to keep it pretty regular; I go to sleep early. I don't know what distances… — Vince Staples Copy Share Image
I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look… — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
In the first place, I don`t think [Donald] Trump has changed that much from what em. I never took him serious highway… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Civilians are like beans; you buy 'em as needed for any job which merely requires skill and savvy. But you can't buy… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I mean, it takes a large entourage to put on a tour. You can't have 'em sittin' around. — Clint Black Copy Share Image
When people's ill, they come to I, I Physics, bleeds, and sweats 'em; Sometimes they live, sometimes they die. What's that to… — John C. Lettsome Copy Share Image
Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it. — Cal Hubbard Copy Share Image
'All we need is a book,' roared Leslie; 'don't panic, hit 'em with a book. — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
But Dally, heaters kill people! Ya' kill 'em with switchblades to, don'tcha? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I must have been through about a million girls, I'd love 'em and leave 'em alone. I didn't care how much they'd… — Elvin Bishop Copy Share Image
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I am patriot enough to take pains to bring this usefull invention into fashion in England, and I should not fail to… — Mary Wortley Montagu Copy Share Image
I'm also disappointed in the Democrats that Hillary [Clintom] was the best they could get - It just keeps going back to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image