Well, duh. He was six feet, six inches tall and built like a brick shithouse. — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh. — Clyde Edgerton Copy Share Image
White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life. — Scott Ian Copy Share Image
We're [Ocean Conservancy group] trying to convince people it's a bad idea to catch fish faster than they can reproduce. That should… — Mark Powell Copy Share Image
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Well, duh. You're cuter than she is." He said it like he might say, Grass is green or, Gravity works. Something warm… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
He looked blank. “He’s the one who’s been doing the magic against us?” “Duh,” I said. “Doona be ‘duh’ing me, lass,” he… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh! — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Duh hiše se je prižel k meni pod odejo z ledenimi prsti, ki so pogasili moje erotične slike in metafizične bolhe uma.… — Iztok Osojnik Copy Share Image
I have a love/hate relationship with my body, Some days I'm happy with it and other days I wasn't born with Gisele… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller. Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think,… — Frank Beddor Copy Share Image
You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When you are starting a business or going down any challenging endeavor, you are bound to encounter challenges. You are going to… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Music moves me - duh - and that is like having a window opening on a heightened reality, but the effect is… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
There's a price you pay for drinking too much, for eating too much sugar, smoking too much marijuana, using too much cocaine,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
. I did an interview earlier and somebody asked me if I [knew I] was onto something back when I was first… — Page Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He had never thought the question over clearly, but vaguely imagined that his wife had long suspected him of being unfaithful to… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
Nobody's good. I hate it. I truly hate it. I mean, there's a lot of guys doing stuff I admire, but stand-up-wise… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we’re having a psycho reunion this… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My town was all-white and shut down Section 8 housing because they didn't want black people to move into the town. And… — Cecily McMillan Copy Share Image
How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked. "He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh." "Of course," I said. "Silly me. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I stand humbled on bended knee but, of course, the response to that would be 'Duh!' And to be given that incredible… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American… — Will Durst Copy Share Image
She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you’re going to forget the killer… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Facinating." He broke into a wide grin. "I've discovered something, Khufu. This is not Memphis, Egypt." Khufu gave me a sideways look,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image