Drunk driving Quotes

A designated driver helps you party another day.

— Anonymous

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.

— Anonymous

“of seatbelts as an opportunity to take up drunk-driving.”

— John Lanchester

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

— Woody Allen

The speedway ends at the cemetery.

— Anonymous

You booze, you cruise, you lose.

— Anonymous

The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.

— Anonymous

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.

— Nateman

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

— Anonymous

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.

— Tucker Carlson

Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together.

— Anonymous

Honk if you love Jesus. Drink while driving if you want to meet him.

— Anonymous

Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I…

— Anonymous

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

— Candy Lightner

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

— Mark Goddard

I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children can't help the…

— Judd Nelson

“Plummeting into the pitiful and incomprehensible demoralization that that relationship became, I had my first drunk driving arrest.”

— Alcoholics Anonymous

The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a…

— Mohamed Al-Fayed

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that…

— Nicole Richie

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where…

— Jesse Ventura

Judges make tough decisions on child abuse, divorce, property disputes, drunk driving, domestic violence and other issues that should be free from…

— Roy Cooper

“Maybe we are entering a new era in which bullying and the intimidation of other people are at last consigned to their…

— Frank E. Peretti

When should we nudge and when should we shove, I think, it's a political judgment. Obviously in some situations we need shoves,…

— Richard Thaler

In response to the advocacy of groups like Mothers Against Drunk Driving, most states adopted tougher laws to punish drunk driving. Numerous…

— Michelle Alexander

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on…

— Jules Carlysle

“I think anyone who stops at a gas station at night is up to no good. I think that if cops want…

— Bill Konigsberg

Drunk driving contains a far greater risk of violent death than the use or sale of illegal drugs, the societal response to…

— Michelle Alexander

I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're…

— Tucker Carlson

“As with most bad behaviors, drunk driving could probably be wiped out entirely if a strong-enough incentive were instituted—random roadblocks, for instance,…

— Steven D. Levitt

“Every single emergency room in every single hospital adjoining or near a college campus stocks extra supplies on Thursday nights — rape…

— Kara E. Powell

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink…

— Chelsea Handler

“A system of justice does not need to pursue retribution. If the purpose of drug sentencing is to prevent harm, all we…

— Daniel Waterman

Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving…

— Mark Riebling

Im killing myself Not with a rope or pills or by cutting my wrist But by my actions being so introverted Im…

— Anonymous

Like other discriminatory legislation in our country's history, immigration laws define and differentiate legal status on the basis of arbitrary attributes. Immigration…

— Aviva Chomsky

“Watching trips driving under the influence of alcohol, details Since a randomized control the peaks. From the perspective of travel between the…

— Duiion

“Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would…

— Christopher Hitchens

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.

— John Lanchester

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.

— A. J. Jacobs

The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge)

— Terry Venables