Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“Every now and then, even the best driver around can still crash - granted, if the surrounding people are sound asleep at… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know,… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
This week New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
A drunk driver when he hits someone will not know until later that he has just caused the death of someone, and… — Collin Mitchell Copy Share Image
Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people he cops. But you know, sometimes, you've just… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The dramatically different manner in which we, as a nation, responded to the crisis presented by drunk driving and the crisis caused… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
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