Drunk driving Quote by Kara E. Powell

Each campus should absolutely investigate the use of alcohol, the prevalence of alcohol, and its role in sexual assault. We know that predators will…

— Kirsten Gillibrand

Once you start buying first aid kits you start having accidents.

— George Mikes

The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this right now…

— Aaron Karo

Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American…

— Bill Maher

“This is my emergency kit. It contained a roll of duct tape, a spare pair of pants, an envelope with two hundred dollars, two…

— David Wong

When I'm working, I stay in ICU in any hospital that will get me a bed.

— Jerry Lewis

For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline.

— Jake Owen

You know that a lot of people go to emergency rooms when they don't really need to.

— Steven Burd

Everything must be carried out in extreme sobriety.

— Gabriele Nanni

“...it was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms.”

— Beth Myrle Rice

“Some days should come with cautionary labels. You know, like 'Surgeon General's Warning: Getting out of bed may result in headaches, vomiting, and homicide.”

— Tracey Martin

I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.

— Jessica St. Clair