Dogs are like their owners. If you get an uptight owner, you have an uptight dog. If you have an assertive owner,… — James R. Heath Copy Share Image
The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober. — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
It's in the pub, when I'm having a pint of beer after a hard week of work that I feel at my… — Adam Pearson Copy Share Image
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination. — Andrew Lang Copy Share Image
But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead. — Aeschylus Copy Share Image
...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home. — Boethius Copy Share Image
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving. — John Lanchester Copy Share Image
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. I am not afraid, but the sensation is like being afraid.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much. — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a… — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
My big thing is to get onstage sober. Whatever happens from there happens. But you get onstage drunk and it's not going… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
I wanted to move on. I wanted to do acting. The next thing I did after [MADtv] was a good hybrid of… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly. — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober. — Mats Sundin Copy Share Image
