Assertive Quote by James R. Heath

There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever,…

— Michael Ian Black

“Though all poodles bark snappily at the slightest provocation, they are particularly inclined to do so when nothing at all is happening. They follow…

— Muriel Barbery

The owner of a dog is he who has nothing of the dog at all in him. That's why he keeps a dog. He…

— Vikrant Parsai

A miniature poodle is not not a dog just because it's miniature.

— Alan Stern

You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.

— Anonymous

“As we all know, poodles are a type of curly-haired dog preferred by petit bourgeois retirees, ladies very much on their own who transfer…

— Muriel Barbery

You can't expect a poodle to guard your house the way a Doberman pinscher does, and you can't expect a Doberman pinscher to jump…

— Terence Trent D'Arby

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

— Chelsea Handler

I have two poodles - I'm a poodle person.

— Kathryn Newton

How come dog and dog owner are so alike?

— Hiroko Sakai

When you come into our house, you get a flavor for our life, our travels, our kids, our 18-year-old poodle who is like, blind,…

— Debi Mazar

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

— Gene Simmons