Poodles Quotes

I don't remember any blue poodles.

— James Thurber

I said hello to the poodle.

— Rick Riordan

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

— Charles A. Murray

“Oy with the poodles already!”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino

They're not poodles, they're art.

— Anonymous

Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity!

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

— Charles Doran

Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride.

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

— John Steinbeck

If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation.

— Mart Crowley

Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.

— Holly Black

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

— Smiley Blanton

“Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel.”

— Berkeley Breathed

Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?” “That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. “Is he chewing on…

— Ilona Andrews

I grew up in New Jersey in the '80s. That means one thing: Big hair. ... I had big hair, my boyfriends…

— Jancee Dunn

I've got a checklist of things I want - including a Brit, a Grammy, an Oscar and a white poodle. Sometimes it…

— Joss Stone

I used to feel like I was a flea on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Now I feel I might be…

— Phil Zimmermann

The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise.

— Gay Talese

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...…

— Dr. Seuss

Andrea: "…I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a…

— Ilona Andrews

In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.

— George Graham Vest

Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me,…

— Rick Riordan

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the…

— Ilona Andrews

But suppose your dæmon settles in a shape you don't like? Well, then, you're discontented, en't you? There's plenty of folk as'd…

— Philip Pullman

I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning…

— Kelley Armstrong

It used to be on the Internet no one knew you were a dog. Now not only does everyone know that you…

— Anonymous

He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he…

— John Steinbeck

It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I…

— Carrie Vaughn

I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew. Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some…

— Duke Ellington

...The British press... [claimed that Tony] Blair was simply Bush's poodle - a favorite phrase, bewilderingly popular, although it made no sense…

— Larry King

As a poodle may have his hair cut long or his hair cut short, as he may be trimmed with pink ribbons…

— Daniel De Leon

“Though all poodles bark snappily at the slightest provocation, they are particularly inclined to do so when nothing at all is happening.…

— Muriel Barbery

“As we all know, poodles are a type of curly-haired dog preferred by petit bourgeois retirees, ladies very much on their own…

— Muriel Barbery

Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.

— Louis Sabin

[Italian men] are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.

— Frank Carson

Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack.

— Evan Peters

I'm always balancing how much I can be gone, and how much I can be around for my kids and standard poodles.

— Josh Freese

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix…

— Sigmund Freud

“You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.”

— Gina Damico