Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.… — James Boswell Copy Share Image
Sometime you just need to be silent, have a drink and crack a smile or somethin', because the human condition, in general,… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink continually, yea, they shall drink, and they… — Bible Copy Share Image
I wish life was not so short. Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs.… — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it. — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink twice a year, when its by birthday and when its not my birthday. — Ali Copy Share Image
The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have conserved their racial purity by a lack of affinity with washing,… — Che Guevara Copy Share Image
Can you say that in 20 years people would still use the iPhone? Maybe not. Maybe we'd have a new product or… — Bernard Arnault Copy Share Image
First and foremost, the monk should own nothing in this world, but he should have as his possessions solitude of the body,… — Saint Basil Copy Share Image
I don't think I have written a poem when I was completely sober. But I have written a few good ones or… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I am grieved that it should be said he is my brother, and take these courses. Well, as he brews, so shall… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
'Eat my flesh,' Jesus says, 'and drink my blood.' The Lord supplies us with these intimate nutrients, he delivers over his flesh… — Clement of Alexandria Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
This is the dream of all the world. The dream is to live in Granada. You know, work in the morning, have… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“Put on some lipstick, pour yourself a drink and pull yourself together . Well, she couldn’t pour herself a drink, but she… — Michelle Osgood Copy Share Image
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it. — Simon Baker Copy Share Image
So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That's the question.… — Sandra Day O'Connor Copy Share Image
Music is the one universal language. It's your best friend when the chips are down, and it's better than any energy drink… — Dave Smalley Copy Share Image
I thought, 'I don't really drink that much.' But when you stop completely it is a shocker. You realise that a glass… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
If you could drink dreams like the Irish streams Then the world would be high as the mountain of morn In the… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
I can't live without my milk. We get 3 gallons every time we go shopping, and I finish it in two weeks.… — Rico Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I need good coffee!" I say in horror. "It's my only luxury!" I can't live with my parents and drink bad coffee.… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“If the city were to drink itself insensible, this is how it might dream, like a sleeping dog, twitching and moaning.” — Lia Mills Copy Share Image
If we are to be happy, decent and secure of our souls: drink some kind of fermented liquor with one's food; go… — Hilaire Belloc Copy Share Image
They say in order to get rid of a hangover you must drink, just like in order to get rid of a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
Drink lots of water. I drink eight liters when I am not shooting and when I am shooting, it is five. — Mimi Chakraborty Copy Share Image
Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
The true God He has extension, and form, and dimensions. He occupies space; has a body, parts, and passions; can go from… — Orson Pratt Copy Share Image
I stick to myself now on tours. I don't go out party, drink, smoke, do drugs. It's a dry bus. No one… — Ronnie Radke Copy Share Image
And they said unto him, 'Why do the disciples of John fast often, and make prayers, and likewise the disciples of the… — Bible Copy Share Image
I start early in the morning. I'm usually out in the woods with the dog as soon as it gets light; then… — Robert Stone Copy Share Image
There are people who embrace the Oxford comma and those who don't, and I'll just say this: never get between these people… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch -… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness… — Bible Copy Share Image