“Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them. Q.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a… — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only… — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
