If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
You may help a lame dog over a stile but he is still a lame dog on the other side. — Ernest Newman Copy Share Image
Dogs love company. They place it first on their short list of needs. — J. R. Ackerley Copy Share Image
You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
The point is to strip down, get protestant, then even more naked. Walk over scorched bricks to find your own soul. Your… — Barry Hannah Copy Share Image
A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting… — Karel Capek Copy Share Image
There's so many celebrities now on the Internet and I feel that I was such a pioneer. Now everybody, your dog can… — Cindy Margolis Copy Share Image
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“We touched the blood of the black cat. We pet the mammoth dog of tears. In the flickering light we were laughing:… — Laura Veirs Copy Share Image
“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you. Who am I? If you guessed… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
I made the journey to knowledge like dogs who go for walks with their masters, a hundred times forward and backward over… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Everything's got a purpose, really - you just have to look for it. Cats are good at keeping old dogs alive. Loss… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
I came out to Los Angeles for a couple of meetings in the summer of 2005, and I ended up getting a… — Teddy Sears Copy Share Image
In descriptions of Nature one must seize on small details, grouping them so that when the reader closes his eyes he gets… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I think everybody must be aware that this society is a whole lot shakier now than it was before the war. I… — Robert Stone Copy Share Image
“Pilot’s joke: In the airplane of the future, there will be a man and a dog in the cockpit. The dog is… — Felix R. Savage Copy Share Image
I thought I was growing wings— it was a cocoon. I thought, now is the time to step into the fire— it… — Denise Levertov Copy Share Image
So much of what a pet is about for us is that it becomes a vessel for yearnings, dreams, illusions, hopes and… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
I know nothing, by experience, of party discipline. I would rather be a raccoon-dog, and belong to a Negro in the forest,… — Davy Crockett Copy Share Image
